Dirty weekends for two
About Naughty Weekends Newcastle
We plan dirty weekends for couples in Newcastle upon Tyne. You tell us what the two of you want from a weekend away, and we put together the room, the dinner and the extras so all you have to do is turn up and enjoy each other.
- Based in Newcastle upon Tyne
- Couples only, both 18+
- Discreet from start to finish
Who we are
Who are Naughty Weekends?
This page is all about Naughty Weekends Newcastle, the people behind it and the way we work. We're a Newcastle upon Tyne planning service for couples who want a proper weekend away together, with a beautiful room, a good dinner and no reason to set an alarm.
We look after the parts that usually turn a romantic idea into an evening of browser tabs. That means finding a hotel room that suits you both, booking a table, adding a spa session or a cocktail class if you want one, and arranging the little touches that make the room feel special when you open the door.
You get one plan by email, and you can change it as often as you like before anything is booked.
Naughty Weekends at a glance
- We plan weekends away for couples in and around Newcastle.
- Hotels, dinner, spa time and room extras come together in one plan.
- Every booking is for two consenting adults aged 18 or over.
- We talk to you by email, in the way you ask us to.
Why dirty weekends
Why plan a dirty weekend at all?
The dirty weekend is a very British tradition, and we think it deserves a comeback. It's relaxed and a little bit funny, and it's built around a proper bed, a long dinner and the luxury of falling asleep together with nowhere to be in the morning. For most couples, that's a world away from a rushed evening squeezed in between work and everything else.
It also works at any point in a relationship, and each kind of couple gets something slightly different out of the same two nights.
New couples
A first weekend away is a chance to find out what the other person is like over breakfast. We keep the plan light, so there's plenty of time for the two of you and very little pressure.
First weekends away
Long-standing couples
After a few years together, a weekend away reminds you why you fancied each other in the first place. A little frivolity goes a long way, and a hotel room with a big bath helps too.
Anniversary weekends
Parents on a night off
Plenty of parents want a long sleep first, then a dinner where nobody asks them to cut anything up. After that, there's time to be a couple again, and nobody's knocking on the door at 6am.
Parents' weekends awayOur approach
How we plan a weekend for two
Every plan is different, because every couple is different. The way we go about it stays the same, though, and it rests on a few things we care about a great deal.
Discretion
We contact you only in the way you ask, and surprise plans stay between you and us until the reveal. Where we can, we keep booking emails and descriptions plain, so nothing awkward lands in a shared inbox or a work account.
Honest advice
If a room is on the small side or a street gets loud on Saturday nights, we'll say so. We'd rather suggest a slower Sunday than pack in extras that leave you both too tired to enjoy them.
Cheeky but classy
We're happy to admit the bed is the main event, and we won't blush if you ask for a bigger bath. Everything we arrange stays tasteful, so the surprises feel romantic rather than embarrassing.
The details
What we do, and what we don't
We plan weekends for couples, and that's all we do. Both of you need to be 18 or over, and the weekend is about the two of you spending time together. We don't arrange escorts, introductions, swinging, adult entertainment or anything else that involves a third party, and we won't help anyone plan an affair.
Within those lines there's plenty to play with. We can request a late check-out or a room upgrade where the hotel offers it, book a table for two, add a couples' massage, or have the room styled before you arrive. Hotels set their own rules on decorations, so real candles are usually swapped for LED ones and petals follow house policy.
Things we can arrange
- A romantic hotel room chosen around what you both like.
- Dinner reservations and a cocktail class for two.
- Couples' spa time and treatments.
- Room styling, a cheeky hamper or a boudoir shoot.
- A plan for the reveal if the weekend is a surprise.
Local knowledge
Why do we only plan weekends in Newcastle?
Knowing one city well makes for better weekends. We know which streets are lovely for a late walk back from dinner and which ones are rowdy at closing time. We also know how quickly you can get from the Quayside to Jesmond, and how easy it is to hop on the Metro for a morning by the sea at Tynemouth.
That knowledge shapes every plan. Dinner is booked close to your hotel, the spa slot sits at a sensible time, and you don't spend half of Saturday in a taxi. Our guide to the best areas of Newcastle for couples explains how Grainger Town, Ouseburn and the coast each feel on a weekend away.
If you'd like to see the kind of rooms we look for first, browse our romantic hotels page before you send an enquiry.
Places we plan around
- Quayside
- Grey Street
- Grainger Town
- Jesmond
- Ouseburn
- Gateshead Quays
- Tynemouth
- Whitley Bay
Questions
Common questions about Naughty Weekends Newcastle
These answers cover who we are and how we work. Our full FAQs page has more detail on bookings, hotels and changes.
Do you only work with couples?
Yes. Every weekend we plan is for two consenting adults who are going away together, and both of you must be 18 or over. We plan for all couples, however long you've been together.
Is a dirty weekend all about the bedroom?
For many couples the bed is the main event, and we're not shy about that. Most weekends also include a good dinner, a lie-in and some time exploring the city, so you can make it as lazy or as busy as you like.
Can you help me plan a surprise for my partner?
Yes, surprises are one of our favourite jobs. Tell us in your enquiry, and we'll send everything to you alone and keep the details quiet until the reveal. Our surprise weekends away page explains how it works.
How do payments work?
Payment options are explained in your quote, together with what's included and any terms set by the hotel. Nothing is booked or paid for until you've approved the plan.
Start planning
Ready to plan your dirty weekend?
Send us your dates and a few wishes using the quote form. We will reply with a tailored plan for the two of you, a clear price and honest advice on where to stay and eat in Newcastle.