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Dirty weekend FAQs for Newcastle couples
These dirty weekend FAQs for Newcastle cover the questions couples ask most before booking, from how the surprise works to how late you can stay in bed. If yours is not here, add it to your enquiry and we will answer it with your plan.
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Getting started
How does booking a dirty weekend with us work?
How do we get a quote?
Fill in the quote form on any page, or email us with your dates and a little about what you both enjoy. We reply by email with a suggested weekend and a clear quote. Our how it works page explains each step after that.
Is a quote free, and are we committed once we ask?
Asking for a quote is free and there is no obligation to book. You can ask questions and change the plan as often as you need before confirming anything.
How far ahead should we book?
A few weeks ahead gives you the widest choice of rooms and dinner tables. Valentine's, bank holidays and December weekends fill up early, so plan sooner for those. Shorter notice is sometimes possible, so it is always worth asking.
How many nights should we stay?
One night is a lovely reset, especially with a late check-out requested. Two nights, Friday to Sunday, is the classic dirty weekend and gives you a whole day with nothing to do but each other's company. Our packages show both.
Keeping it quiet
Can you keep the weekend a surprise?
Can we plan the whole weekend as a surprise for my partner?
Yes, and plenty of our weekends start that way. We only deal with the person who enquired, and we can give you a packing hint to pass on without giving the game away. Our guide to planning a surprise weekend away has more tips.
What will appear on our bills and emails?
Everything is described in plain, tasteful wording. A hamper is listed as a gift hamper and room styling as room decoration, so nothing awkward turns up on a shared account.
Will the hotel mention the surprise at check-in?
We ask hotels to keep any extras quiet until you reach the room. Most are very good at it, because they arrange surprises for guests all the time.
What does discretion mean to you?
It means keeping a surprise safe and your details private. It never means helping anyone hide a weekend from a spouse or partner, because we only plan weekends for couples going away together.
Where you sleep
Hotels, rooms and late check-outs
What kind of hotels do you suggest?
We look for romantic hotels with big comfortable beds, good bathrooms and a location that makes dinner an easy walk. Many couples like the Quayside for the bridges at night, while Jesmond suits those who prefer somewhere quieter.
Will we get a late check-out?
We request a late check-out for you, but the hotel makes the final call on the day. Where the hotel offers it, it is one of the best things you can add, because the bed really is the main event.
Can we have a room upgrade or a suite?
Suites and feature rooms can be booked directly if you want one. Upgrades on arrival are requested rather than promised, since they depend on what the hotel has free that night.
Can we use real candles in the room?
Hotels almost always ban naked flames in bedrooms, so we use realistic LED candles instead. Petals, balloons and other decorations also follow each hotel's house rules.
Extras
What can we add to our weekend?
Which experiences can you book?
Popular choices include a couples' spa session, a cocktail masterclass for two, a romantic dinner and room styling. You can also add a cheeky hamper or a tasteful boudoir photoshoot. Our experiences page has the full list.
What is in the cheeky hamper?
Think fizz, good treats, massage oil and a deck of flirty question cards, plus a few playful extras chosen to your taste. It is cheeky but classy, and it arrives in discreet packaging.
Is the boudoir photoshoot explicit?
No, the shoot is tasteful and focused on confidence. You decide what you wear and which images you keep, and the photographs stay private to you.
Can we keep the schedule loose?
Yes, and many couples prefer it that way. We can book dinner and leave the rest of the weekend free for lie-ins, long baths and a wander along the Quayside.
Money and plans
Payments, changes and cancellations
How do we pay for the weekend?
Payment options are explained in your quote, along with when each payment is due. The quote lists every part of the weekend clearly, so you can see what you are paying for before you confirm.
Can we change the plan after booking?
Small changes, such as a different dinner time, are usually easy. Moving dates depends on the hotel and its own policy, so email us as early as you can and we will see what is possible.
What happens if we need to cancel?
Cancellation terms depend on the bookings in your plan and are set out in your quote. You can read the general rules in our terms, and we always try to help where we can.
The small print
Age, inclusivity and your privacy
Is there a minimum age?
Yes, both of you need to be 18 or over. Hotels may ask for photo ID at check-in, so bring some with you.
Do you plan weekends for every kind of couple?
Yes, we plan weekends for all couples, from new lovers on a first trip away to people who have been together for decades. Just tell us what you both enjoy and we will build the plan around the two of you.
How do you look after our personal details?
We only use your details to plan and book your weekend, and we share them only with the hotels and venues involved. Our privacy policy explains this in full, and you can email info@naughtyweekends.co.uk with any questions.
Start planning
Ready to plan your dirty weekend?
Send us your dates and a few wishes using the quote form. We will reply with a tailored plan for the two of you, a clear price and honest advice on where to stay and eat in Newcastle.